Absolutely Absurd RX 9070 Video Cards: Every 9070 XT & 9070 So Far

The video reviews the launch of various AMD RX 970 XT and RX 970 graphics cards, highlighting the exaggerated marketing tactics used by manufacturers like PowerColor and the practical design features of the cards. It also discusses offerings from other brands like Sapphire, MSI, ASUS, and Gigabyte, noting both innovative elements and the absurdity of the marketing strategies in the GPU market.

The video discusses the launch of various AMD RX 970 XT and RX 970 graphics cards from different partners, highlighting both the absurdity of their marketing and some interesting design features. The host compares this situation to previous NVIDIA card launches, emphasizing the over-the-top marketing tactics employed by companies like PowerColor, which uses dramatic imagery and language to describe their products. The video also touches on the availability of these cards and the challenges consumers face in purchasing them at MSRP.

The host begins by reviewing PowerColor’s offerings, such as the Red Devil, Hellhound, and Reaper models, which feature elaborate backstories and marketing themes centered around darkness and victory. Despite the theatrical marketing, the host notes that the actual specifications reveal standard features like RGB lighting, dual BIOS modes, and varying power supply requirements. The absurdity of the marketing is juxtaposed with practical design elements, such as user-serviceable fans and thermal management systems.

Next, the video transitions to other manufacturers like Sapphire and MSI. Sapphire’s Nitro Plus and Pure models are highlighted for their unique designs, including a hidden power connector and a focus on cooling efficiency. MSI, however, is criticized for its lack of presence in this launch, with the host mentioning that the company seems to be prioritizing NVIDIA cards over AMD’s offerings. This absence raises questions about MSI’s commitment to the AMD market.

The host then discusses ASUS and Gigabyte, noting the tough design of ASUS’s cards and Gigabyte’s more subdued offerings. ASUS emphasizes durability and military-grade components, while Gigabyte’s marketing is criticized for being overly abstract and vague. The video also mentions ASRock’s approach, which combines traditional design with modern features like RGB lighting and dual BIOS options, showcasing a balanced focus on aesthetics and performance.

Finally, the video wraps up with a summary of the various cards and their marketing strategies, emphasizing the trend of absurdity in the GPU market. The host expresses excitement about the potential for user-repairable designs and the quality of engineering seen in some models. While the marketing may be over the top, there are genuinely innovative features worth noting. The video concludes with a call to action for viewers to subscribe for more content and to check out the store for related products.